Mama said if I writes a blog, I gots to stay purty fur it. That means taking a bath once a week, every two weeks, once a month.
So yesterday I suffereda bath waterboarding and washed that dirt down the drain. Mama said wash that smell down the drain, but I can't smell myself, so I think it was all unnecessary!
I'm here to tell you, peoples and puppies, the misery was just plain miserable! But, anything for my fans.
After the blowout (which I won't show you cuz Mama says I don't "stay still" and I's just a blur) Mama squirted me with this...
I thought it would smell great, but let me tell you, puppies, you doesn't want this. It don't smell near as good as "Dead Carcass In The Road" so do not roll in it!
Well, here I is, all done up purty fur my bloggy fans. But I gotta barks ya something...I stinks worse now than before. Good thing blogs aren't scratch n' sniff!
LOVES, TOOTIE
So yesterday I suffered
I'm here to tell you, peoples and puppies, the misery was just plain miserable! But, anything for my fans.
After the blowout (which I won't show you cuz Mama says I don't "stay still" and I's just a blur) Mama squirted me with this...
I thought it would smell great, but let me tell you, puppies, you doesn't want this. It don't smell near as good as "Dead Carcass In The Road" so do not roll in it!
Well, here I is, all done up purty fur my bloggy fans. But I gotta barks ya something...I stinks worse now than before. Good thing blogs aren't scratch n' sniff!
LOVES, TOOTIE
9 comments:
Next time you want some of that wonderful "Fox-Crap No.4" - that is GREAT!
Love Frou Frou
Tootie, Thanks for getting all Dolled up for all your fans!!! We Love you!! I bet you smell great!! cause you sure do look purdy!!!!
Yeah! My Mom sprays me withs her purfumes!!! I sure know how you felt going threw all this!
Lovies, Miss Mindy
But you look gorgeous dahling!
TOOTIE chin up. I feel your pain. BUT you look marvelous sweetie. It was worth the effort. Remember it's better to LOOK good, than feel good.
Cailynn loves Tootie's Tails. You have a new fan. You sure do look pretty.
I'm glad you survived the "water boarding" Tootie! You look so purty and clean for your fans! I sure wish the blog was: "Scratch and Pat" so I could touch your cute little head! LOL
Oh Tootie! You clean up real nice!
lol how cute and purty :)
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